OOWWW! MY NECK HURTS REAL BAD!

While trying to recover a fumble in the 4th quarter, Denver Broncos linebacker, Al Wilson, dove headfirst into a pile of players, spraining his neck. He was taken off the field, and shuttled off to a hospital as a precaution. A team spokesman said that Wilson was moving all of his extremities, but a further examination was required. I hope Al is alright. After dreaming all night about playing football, I actually woke up this morning with a horrible neckache. Strange...